Well here we are again. More rules of life by Esquire…rules of life, because being a man has gotten much harder.
Rule No. 7: Wow is not a verb.
Rule No. 8 : Sitcom characters watching porn always tilt their heads.
Rule No. 9: In movies, Italians can play Jews and Jews can play Italians, but neither Jews nor Italians can play Lutherans.
Rule No. 10: Actors are short. Comedians are shorter.
Rule No. 11: There is nothing that can be marketed that cannot be better marketed by using the voice of James Earl Jones.
Rule No. 12: No talking at the urinal.
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